Merry Christmas!   

By David Myers

Southwest Kansas Register

   Merry Christmas! I hope you’re enjoying a very blessed Christmas season. Icy highways and forecasts of freezing rain have left me home bound in Spearville on this Monday morning, taking full advantage of my employer’s good will.

   As I sit at my ancient home computer with the reassuring hum of the heater in the background, I look out my window and can almost see Charlie Brown, Lucy, and the gang making their way to school.

   Spearville is the closest I’ve ever seen to a town appearing like that of Charlie Brown’s world -- that little world of childhood where the only suggestion of adulthood is the strange trombone-like sound adults make when they speak. 

   Waa wa wa waa wa waaaaa,” Charlie Brown’s mother says when her son forgets to feed Snoopy.

   Waa wa wa waa wa waaaaa,” I say to a neighbor child asking to scoop my walk for a dollar.

   I spend most my hours feeling all too much like a kid myself. But when speaking to children, my words always seem to have that same “Wa, waa waa wa waaaaa” attitude. I guess that proves it. I’m an adult after all. (Sigh.)

   As Charlie Brown and his pals pass by, I’m reminded of those days when the feeling of Christmas magic came just as powerfully from a song sung by Rudolph the Rednose Reindeer about the pains of being a misfit, as it did from a church choir singing “Silent Night.”  The magic could be found in Linus Van Pelt’s sweet soliloquy about the birth of Christ, or in the magnificent aroma of my mom’s Christmas cherry pie.

   I look out the window and see Rudolph passing by in this parade of memories, his nose aglow, his front hoof waving to me – me, a bearded face peering through an ice-glazed window.

   Next in this parade comes what appears to be the toy department at Sears! There’s my Dad trying to calm his two young boys as they race through the aisles like excited mice, visions of Slinkys and Hotwheels and walkie-talkies dancing in their heads. 

   I’ve saved most my old toys – the ones I didn’t break, anyway. I still have my old ViewMaster reels, my Hotwheels track, and even my Willie Talk ventriloquist dummy – the same one that I prayed for two hours would come to life. Faith could move mountains, I learned as a young boy; surely it could bring my plastic dummy to life.

   And who’s that coming around the corner? Is it...? Yep. It’s the very first Santa I shyly whispered my Christmas wishes to all those years ago. I can still see the netting under his beard. I knew even as a little boy that it wasn’t really St. Nick, but I didn’t care. It seemed to be a means to an end, and that’s all that mattered.

   Through the crystalline glaze on my window I see a float passing by on which four children piece together a tall, plastic Christmas tree. “That’s an E,” my sister says as I hand her a branch, “not an F.”

   “Who has a C branch?” another sibling asks. “I’m missing a C! Does anyone have a C? Is that a C under your foot?”

   As soon as all the As, Bs, Cs, Ds, Es, and Fs are pressed into place, the oldest boy’s red and green construction paper chain is placed delicately on the tree, followed by bulbs of red, blue, green and gold.

   I still have my brother’s old construction paper chain, always the first to go on the tree, followed by the Santa ornament I made of felt glued onto a cardboard Santa I cut from the side of a Ritz Cracker box. Today, all that’s left are the torso and a bit of cotton beard, but he’s up there still, and probably will be until all that’s left is his pencil smile.    

   Concluding the parade, I see walking through the wintry haze a haggard looking man with a young woman; she is riding a donkey and embracing an infant. They are exhausted, their cheeks reddened from the biting cold. I peer through the window, desperately wanting to invite them in, yearning for a miracle that would allow me to give respite to the Holy Family on their journey.

   Then it occurs to me: Just what is Christmas all about, anyway?

   “Joseph, Mary!” I shout through the opened front door. “C’mon in!”