Of Girl Scout cooking and Lent

By David Myers

Southwest Kansas Register

You know, Girl Scouts really ought to change their cookie season to a different time of year. They’re not making Lent any easier.

It has been a strange few weeks. After seven years with the same newspaper layout program, we recently upgraded. Learning a new computer program feels a bit like when you first wake up from major surgery. Two weeks later and I’m still in a haze. I’m afraid to make any sudden moves for fear I’ll send the entire issue into computer oblivion.

Making matters worse is the fact that after purchasing the program we realized that it wouldn’t run on my older office computer, so we had to order a new one. With my old computer in pieces and with no access to my files, I was forced to load the new program temporarily onto my home computer.

So, here I sit, at home more than a week now, having heard a phrase I never imagined as a child that I would ever hear: “Your memory is on back order.” I hope that if I hear that phrase again when I’m 75, it will indicate a medical procedure, because I’m sure I’ll need it.

What was I talking about? Oh, yeah, the computer. Having said the above, I ask your patience as I learn the new program. The photos may not look up to par, and there may be a few graphic booboos (If you’re really bored, you could make a game of it: Find the Graphic Booboo.). I might as well blame any typos in my articles on the new program, too. On second thought, I can’t blame the program for typos. If you see a typo, blame … um … Wink Martindale. (Blame is one of the leading causes of sleeplessness, and I need as much beauty sleep as I can get.)

With this season of Lent upon us, the hardest part of working at home is trying to keep from running into the kitchen for another Girl Scout cookie every few minutes. I’ve got nine boxes. Nine! Can you say “no” when a Girl Scout comes selling cookies? I can’t. Three times I couldn’t. And why do I always have to order three boxes? I wonder how many calories are in nine boxes of Girl Scout cookies?

It was Ash Wednesday when I brought home from my office the last three boxes of Girl Scout cookies, delivered a few days earlier by Tim Wenzl’s daughter, Shannon. Which meant that on Ash Wednesday, as I sat at my home computer, the ash on my forehead reminding me of this sacred season, visions of “All Abouts,” “Thin Mints,” “Little Brownies,” and “Carthweels” danced in my head. On the most important fasting day of the year, a cornucopia of chocolaty, wafery, minty goodness sat temptingly just 11 steps away.      

When your average Joe (of which I am one) thinks of Lent, one of the first thoughts that comes to mind is of fasting, which I think is kind of … well, it’s kind of selling the season short. It simplifies it into a time of sacrifice, when that’s just one ingredient.

And if you’re that average Joe like me, you will occasionally find yourself setting a Lenten “resolution” with an ulterior motive. For example, I really did decide I would eat less overall this Lenten season. Of course, this has nothing to do with the fact that my next cardiologist exam is coming up, and I need to improve my cholesterol, lest I earn the doctor’s wrath. You don’t want to mess with the guy who prescribes your heart medication.

Lent is about becoming closer to God, and if you’re like me, when you can’t see God right in front of you, you tend to put off looking. After all, God doesn’t live in your garage! It’s too dirty – all those oil stains and mouse turds. And he certainly doesn’t exist at your place of work. I mean, why would he? It’s work after all!

So, what is Lent all about? In a sense, Lent is about receiving. We fast and give up certain foods on certain days so we can revive in our hearts the good news of Christ’s victory over sin, and of his great sacrifice for us. We give up watching an hour or two of TV a day so we can have more time to serve those in need, or simply to help a friend, thus receiving the high that comes from having lent a hand. It’s about giving money otherwise spent on goodies to the poor. It’s about trading physical pleasure for spiritual treasure.

It’s not so much about searching for God in the extraordinary, after all, we already know he resides there. We see him in the sunrise, in the oceans of wheat, and in extraordinary acts of giving.

But how often do we search for him in the ordinary? God is at the office; he’s in the garage. For that matter, he’s in those little mice.

Lent is about getting a little help through confession, that soul cleansing moment when you can wash those sins right out of your hair. It’s in attending the soul satisfying Word Working sessions the bishop has been writing about.

And when we experience those “God moments” -- as Sister Rose Mary Stein described them -- in the ordinary everyday … talk about receiving joy!

You may be wondering how I did on Ash Wednesday. Well, I could have done better ... I should have done better. But I also know that eight boxes of Girl Scout cookies will be going to the Friendship Feast “soup kitchen” in Dodge City. Sure, it will be good for my heart, but then again, it will be good for my heart.