Where’s Gort when we need him?

By David Myers

Southwest Kansas Register

   The other night I watched the 1951 classic, “The Day the Earth Stood Still.” As you may know, censors objected to the original plot when told it was to be a science fiction movie with a Christ allegory. As the story goes, the producers succumbed to the censors, and agreed to alter the story.

Fortunately for us, the producers lied.

For what we have is a wonderful movie in which an alien comes to earth bringing a message of world peace. Before he can share his message with the world, he is shot and killed by a paranoid and fearful society, only to rise again before returning to his home planet.

And the name this spaceman? Mr. Carpenter -- a gentle reminder disguised as science fiction. (I wonder if there isn’t one of those 1951-era censors out there today watching a rented copy, when suddenly it dawns on him: “Carpenter … peace … rise from the --  Hey! … HEY!!”)

Before departing Earth, Mr. Carpenter tells humanity that a “police force” of indestructible robots (his personal robot is named “Gort,” which I begged my sister to name her youngest daughter) will be perusing the galaxy to make sure that humanity’s war-like ways don’t extend beyond Earth.

 It might be a reach, but one could say that the robots are likened to the Holy Spirit; both are designed to help humanity focus on the right path.

Or not. But either way, I think it would have been awfully cool if Christ had chosen to leave a force of giant robots on Earth to make sure we don’t do things like, say, kill the unborn, start unnecessary wars, or cheat the elderly out of health care. They could also put a ceiling on the price of bean burritos at Taco Bell, which couldn’t hurt.

While we’re at it, I sure would have liked to have seen Gort in one of those Roman coliseums: “Um, Ceaser? It seems the Christian just ... um, well, disintegrated our largest lion. We may want to ... well ... ‘re-tool’ our thoughts on this whole ‘Christianity’ thing. Just a thought.”

If we consider the Christ allegory and the indestructible robots (you won’t find that line in just any Catholic newspaper), then we must also imagine that the day would come – and very quickly -- when humankind would begin to lash out against the robots, maybe even go to war with them. Why?

Because humanity has to have the freedom to choose evil. It’s one of those mysteries of our existence, that if we can’t choose evil over good, we are no longer free. With this freedom comes tremendous responsibility, and we see every day how this freedom is abused.

Why is it that humanity finds itself so often fighting with the Holy Spirit?

Because it can. For, while as indestructible as Gort, our Holy Spirit won’t vaporize us when we get out of hand.

Just think of it: If people were vaporized when they sinned, there’d be no more war; we would no longer have a population problem; world hunger would be obliterated. No more crazy drivers on the road. No more impatient diners hassling the wait staff for their coffee. No more Ann Coulter. Of course, there’d be no me, either, and maybe no you.

Fortunately for most of us, our battles with the Holy Spirit are likened more to quarrels, quarrels that wouldn’t earn the Holy Spirit’s wrath even if he could shoot us with a ray gun. God knows we are an imperfect people, living in an imperfect world. As much as we may try to be saints, most of us are going to fall short from time to time.

Where could Gort and his pals benefit us? I wouldn’t mind a few “Gorts” helping out our understaffed police force, changing the minds of a few would-be bad guys. And it might be nice to have one around the next time an abusive spouse wants to down a liter of Jack Daniels. Not vaporization, just a little robotic reminder.

And then there are the world’s governments, governments that breed a world of have and have-nots, that promote death in the name of God, that don’t understand the simplest, the most rudimentary teaching of Christ, that you should do unto others as you would have them do unto you. I mean, it isn’t stereo instructions. It’s a simple statement that carries a lot of weight.

Am I one of those guys who blames many of the world’s woes on the governments? Well, today I am, because every day I hear about more American soldiers and non-combatants dying in Iraq. I think of all the horrible wars over the years -- wars that have resulted in the deaths of millions – and I think about the fact that the genesis of these wars all involved a small group of men sitting around a table somewhere.

The Holy Spirit, relegated to a spiritual back alley, cries for our future while constantly and despite the odds, urging us to do the right thing.

Despite how cool it would have been for Christ to leave a force of indestructible robots to keep the peace, I accept that we must have the freedom to choose right over wrong.

It’s the turning away from sin -- the desire to do what is right out of our want for holiness -- that leads us to grace. And within grace is salvation, waiting with joyful patience and open arms for our own return home.